So, back to the stats.
Did I mention you scare me?
Oh! You want to know why!?
Well, as I said, I went and looked up my stats, and found that most of my “new” traffic is coming from search engines … so far so good, right?
Until I looked up the search terms most commonly used.
At number 1 (drum roll please)
I shit you not! I get at least three new (un-cookied) people a day hitting this site after searching for cowboy sex (or a derivative there of).
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
The other top terms were –
- “well hung” (and one “well hung teacher“),
- “photocopier pussy scan“,
- “paid sex“,
and last but not least in the top 5
- “why do people pull their underwear up“
Of course the more important question is … why the hell are they coming here?
And another thing (let’s ignore the obvious mistake of starting a sentence with a conjunction for the flow of this, OK? bugger, ruined it already haven’t I?) why are you people not commenting?I know you’re coming here, I have the stats!
I know some of you are even coming over regularly!
How about a simple hello?
How about a “hey that’s a nice pic”?
I’ll even accept a “sheesh, and you wanna be a photographer?”
… gees Louise bloody freeloading blog readers!