Hourly Charges

Hourly Charges

A man is walking down the street, and he’s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees and approached a prostitute.

He asked her, “How much do you charge for the hour?”

“1000 bucks,” she replied.

“Do you do My-style?” he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, “I’ll pay you 2000 to do it My-style.”

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. “I’ll give you 5000 to go My-style with me! What do you say?”

Finally, she agrees, thinking, “Well I’ve been in the game for over ten years now. I’ve been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could His-style be?”

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, “That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the ‘Your-style’ come in?”

The man popped a can of beer and replied, “I pay you next month when I get my check.”

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