Blonde Nurse

Blonde Nurse

One day a man walked into the doctor’s office to find out the results of his annual check up.

“I’m not going to beat around the bush Mr. Smith,” said the doctor, “There is good news and there is bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”

“Tell me the bad news first,” replied the man.

“Well,” said the doctor, “the bad news is that you have only 48 hours to live!”

The man suddenly starts to sob uncontrollably and eventually says, “Oh my God, what am I going to do? Is there no cure for what I have?”

“I’m afraid not sir,” replied the doctor, “I’m sorry but you will certainly not last more than 48 hours.”

“But I thought you said there was good news.” asked the man.

“Oh yes,” replied the doctor, “I nearly forgot to tell you! You know the beautiful nurse at reception when you came in?”

“Yes!” replied the man.

“The blonde in the tight white uniform?” asked the doctor.

“Yeah,” replied the man, beaming, “the one with the big tits!”

“That’s right,” said the doctor, “The good news is I’m shagging her!

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