Love at first site …

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A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided it was love at first sight. He asked her to marry him, but she said, we don’t even know anything about each other.

He said that does not matter, I must have you as my wife, and we will get to know each other as we go.

So, she consented, and they were married. They spent a sensuous honeymoon night at a tropical resort.

The next morning, by the pool, he got up off his towel, climbed the Meter board, and did a two and a half gainer, followed by a perfect jack-knife. He came back and lay down on his towel.

That was incredible, she said.

I used to be an Olympic Diving Champion. You see, I told you we would learn about each other as we go.

So, she got up, jumped into the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed out, hardly out of breathe.

Olympic Swimmer? he asked.

No, she said, I was a hooker in Venice, and I worked both sides of the canal.

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