Spells of Attraction

I saw this on a site out in the greater blogg-iverse … I thought it was worth sharing!

The following are two poems expressing the deepest desires of each of the sexes. It’s highly stereotypical – and while we may not agree with them, we can have a laugh at them none-the-less.

A FEMALE’S WISHING SPELL/POEM

I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MALE’S WISHING SPELL/POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

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